|The ExplosoMagico! Announcer Guy|
"BUY FAST NOW!"
|Appearances||Time Battles!, Glotion Sickness|
The Explosomagico Announcer Guy or simply The Announcer is a disembodied voice heard during television commercials that Joey and Phil watch in the animated series Destructo Box. He is the spokesperson for the fictional infomercial company Explosomagico
He can be heard most prominently in the episode Glotion Sickness, in which he hypes a glow-in-the-dark lotion called Glotion. He can also be heard at the beginning of Time Battles! before Phil changes the channel to a nature documentary about a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
He speaks in broken English in what sounds like a thick Japanese accent.
The Explosomagico Announcer Guy is voiced by Kyle McVey.
- "It is so magical! Like sticking your dick in hot ramen!"