| Phil | |
|---|---|
 "Ooooh!" | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Gender | Male |
| Status | Alive |
| Friends | Joey, Abraham Lincoln, Bear Warrior, Julie |
| Enemies | Garbage Monster, Patches, Joey's Beard, Pigeon von Pigeonstein |
| Appearances | Time Battles!, Bear Warrior (episode), Box Lunch, Chest Pimples, Robotbeard The Pirate, Vampiarrhea, Snow Plowin', Lawyer Up!, Strip Teased, Das Booty, Lint Trap, Beard of the Damned |
Phil is one of the main characters of Destructo Box. He shares an apartment with his friend, Joey. Together, they struggle with supernatural creatures messing with them.
Phil often acts as a foil to the (usually) more reasonable Joey, and is the more adventurous of the two. He is also kind of an idiot.
Phil's favorite television show is Crime Fighting Spiders with Boners. He also enjoys the taste of bacon, particularly if it is made from Burt the scoutmaster or Pickles the cat.
Phil is voiced by co-creator Phil McLaughlin.