|Friends||Joey, Abraham Lincoln, Bear Warrior, Julie|
|Enemies||Garbage Monster, Patches, Joey's Beard, Pigeon von Pigeonstein|
|Appearances||Time Battles!, Bear Warrior (episode), Box Lunch, Chest Pimples, Robotbeard The Pirate, Vampiarrhea, Snow Plowin', Lawyer Up!, Strip Teased, Das Booty, Lint Trap, Beard of the Damned|
Phil often acts as a foil to the (usually) more reasonable Joey, and is the more adventurous of the two. He is also kind of an idiot.
Phil is voiced by co-creator Phil McLaughlin.