| Joey | |
|---|---|
 "Hey, guys." | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Gender | Male |
| Status | Alive |
| Friends | Phil, Abraham Lincoln, Bear Warrior, Julie |
| Enemies | Garbage Monster, Patches, Joey's Beard, Pigeon von Pigeonstein |
| Appearances | Time Battles!, Bear Warrior (episode), Box Lunch, Chest Pimples, Robotbeard The Pirate, Vampiarrhea, Snow Plowin', Lawyer Up!, Strip Teased, Das Booty, Lint Trap, Beard of the Damned |
Joey is one of the main characters of Destructo Box. He shares an apartment with his friend, Phil. Together, they struggle with supernatural creatures messing with them.
Joey is voiced by co-creator Joey Reinisch.