| Burt the Scoutmaster | |
|---|---|
 "Burt bacon?" | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Gender | Male |
| Status | Dead |
| Friends | Lisa Bradfield |
| Enemies | Bear Warrior, Phil |
| Appearances | Bear Warrior (episode) |
Burt the Scoutmaster or Burt Bradfield was a scoutmaster camping in the woods near Joey and Phil's apartment leading a troop of boy scouts. He was murdered by Bear Warrior and turned into bacon and a wearable pelt.
He is survived by a loving wife Lisa Bradfield, who learned of his death from an insensitive news reporter.
It is assumed that his skin is still being worn by Bear Warrior as a pelt to this day, thereby technically making him Burt Warrior. His body bacon was last seen being eaten by Phil.
Burt the scoutmaster, with Bear Warrior lurking in the background.