|Appearances||Bear Warrior (episode)|
Bear Warrior is a character on the animated series Destructo Box in the episode "Bear Warrior". He is a native hunter who takes up residence in Joey and Phil's apartment and attempts to teach them the ways of the hunt.
He is voiced by Chad Quandt.
- "Grip at base. Then shank. Grab, shank. Kill at blood pump... then return home to sex woman."
- "I am Bear Warrior. BEEEAAARR WARRIORRR!"
- "I kill the beast. Leave no survivors. KILLL THE BEEAASST!"
- "Fellow warrior like the pussy bacon?"
- "Now... we... HUNT!"
- "Burt bacon?"
- Burt bacon?...........................DEEEEESTRUUUUCTO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!